Don’t do them, children!
We had another crazy preacher stop by campus this week. I don’t think the list of people going to Hell has changed, though. By my count, we’ve still got: fornicators, drunkards, sodomites, lesbians, pagans, dope fiends, partiers, seducers, porn freaks, feminists, liars, hypocrites, music idolaters, socialists and all non-Christians!
According to Brother Jed Smock, anyway.
(Bro Jed actually has his own website, Bro Jed dot org. Thumbs up for the concept, but dude went and hired the world’s shittiest web designer I think.)
The good news is, according to Bro Jed’s criteria, I think I’m going to heaven!
The bad news is there’s going to be nothing fun to do up there. Pretty sure we can’t even play rugby. You know, ‘cuz there aren’t any lesbians.
Posted by Collin 
